Michael Keaton's next move

I haven't spoken with you today, so i will address the anger issue in a bit, but first, yesterday as I was driving I pretended I was Michael Keaton's agent and I asked myself what would I do with him? If i was his agent what movie would i pitch to him, romantic comedy (2009 multiplicity), (ashley judd) thriller w/ of course morgan freeman, low budget independent, expensive coen brothersique movie, or some wacky switch body with young son movie? This is pure highway dribble drabble brain droppings, but pretend to be serious about the question and your ego gets involved, what would you recommend?

I strongly suggest that whatever movie MK makes, Geena Davis not be in it. love her, but did you ever see the movie they made together. I can make more chemistry with my son's puppets.

Now, about your anger, what is your earliest childhood memory?

Carol

OK, but I am angry, Carol

I am stirring up controversy here and there, and this place is certainly a place where I can wear my face in the manner I feel.

like, being mad, like.

Yeah, that dumb-ass of a married guy is not the kind of person you'd like to have an affair with.

Married, adulterous men are cowards, first off. But this guy is the "I'm-gonnu-let-you-you-know-that-I'm-married-but-I'm-covering-my-ass-up-front-so-you-won't-tell-my-wife-later" cowardly adulterer. And the comment about your hair? He might want it...literally.

Stay away from him. He sounds creepy.

And here's another kind of person from whom you should stay away: people who fire-off their windshield washers as they overtake your car, squirting clouds of atomized drops of liquid that change your windshield into a stained glass mosaic. That's who.

So, a smiling me? I'll reserve those for times when then next unmarried woman pay me a compliment for my nice hair.

There.

-Greg

have. Change the photos. There are so many good photos of you greg, you look angry in this one. how about the one of you out in the field, smiling. That photo of me was taken a year ago, huh? The married guy was at the gym last night. For everyone else, last friday night a guy walked up to me while i was working out and said, "I'm married, i'm not trying to come on to you or anything, but I just had to tell you that you have the most beautiful hair." I asked my younger sister Sandra who has been married for over twenty years what she would think if her husband said this to a woman. Here's her response..."hell no." So beehave today. Don't tell women they have beautiful hair if your married. Don't put old photos on the internet. And like me, don't even engage the thought of entertaining the idea of starting something up with mr. forty something year old unhappily married nice biceps man. More later, four sshore.

Carol

But I like them

I think not. Don't you like them, Carol?

-Greg

change those photos

...on my lunch break, please update those photos of us!

Wow, i made a list. 2009 give me some good stuff, baby. The Carol & Greg Show was brought to you tonight by the lovely I'M GUNNA phrase, a phrase that let's you know it's over, before it ever gets started. I'M GUNNA call you this weekend, I'M GUNNA see what i can do, I'M GUNNA see what my plans are...I'M GUNNA see you in another lifetime. Greg and I have been friends for over 23 years and yes we have a lot to say, so stay tuned.

i'm gunna...break out my list

well greg, i was at work when our conversation ended. here it goes, my first list of 2009.

1. I'M GUNNA write in my profile that my hair is my best feature, but really it's my butt

2. I'M GUNNA keep on with keeping on

3. I'M GUNNA be nice to the office control freak (i always take the high road)

4. I'M GUNNA make art (for me)

5. I'M GUNNA let the past, all of it, become a beautiful story

6. I'M GUNNA turn forty

7. I'M GUNNA fight for my right...to be happy

8. I'M GUNNA never own a gun

9. I'M GUNNA go see the wrestler again

10. I'M GUNNA give 100% to the Carol & Greg Show

When "I'm going to" is not the same as "I'm gunnu"

Dear Carol,

This is bullshit. And you know when you smell bullshit, it's nothing but bullshit.

So when Shalandra said to me -- just before we broke up -- that she was "gunnu" call me, I cringed. Like nails on the chalk board.

Diction is everything, even in a break-up.

So, silly biotch, say it correctly, or say it correctly incorrectly, but don't say, "GUNNU"

Yours truly,

Greg

Hurry Carol!

Now you know the address. Fire-away!
Greg

Are you excited?

Hey Everyone: Are you excited?

This is the first one.

Will it be on a book from the seventies?

On a piece of original art?

A song lifted from the internet?

A fucking knitting project? (Maybe, but that seems played out)

So far it's not on any of the above, so you're definitely wrong about it so far.

So far. A pattern my develop. Whatever it turns out to be, you'll be back again.

Greg and Carol
"The Carol and Greg Show"