OK, but I am angry, Carol

I am stirring up controversy here and there, and this place is certainly a place where I can wear my face in the manner I feel.

like, being mad, like.

Yeah, that dumb-ass of a married guy is not the kind of person you'd like to have an affair with.

Married, adulterous men are cowards, first off. But this guy is the "I'm-gonnu-let-you-you-know-that-I'm-married-but-I'm-covering-my-ass-up-front-so-you-won't-tell-my-wife-later" cowardly adulterer. And the comment about your hair? He might want it...literally.

Stay away from him. He sounds creepy.

And here's another kind of person from whom you should stay away: people who fire-off their windshield washers as they overtake your car, squirting clouds of atomized drops of liquid that change your windshield into a stained glass mosaic. That's who.

So, a smiling me? I'll reserve those for times when then next unmarried woman pay me a compliment for my nice hair.

There.

-Greg