When "I'm going to" is not the same as "I'm gunnu"

Dear Carol,

This is bullshit. And you know when you smell bullshit, it's nothing but bullshit.

So when Shalandra said to me -- just before we broke up -- that she was "gunnu" call me, I cringed. Like nails on the chalk board.

Diction is everything, even in a break-up.

So, silly biotch, say it correctly, or say it correctly incorrectly, but don't say, "GUNNU"

Yours truly,

Greg